All Together now – On the Twelfth Day Of Christmas
The IRS settled for the Partridge, Pear tree and Two Turtle Doves. Three French Hens, no dice. The Four Calling Birds constantly bickered . Five Golden Rings had to be converted into cash before someone stole them.
Unfortunately, those Eight Maids a-Milking were going to serve time, they would have added spice to the IRS headquarters. Those Nine Ladies Dancing, great entertainment for the Christmas office party.