Decided to post this early – call it a Double Drabble week-end.I actually got this call and managed to capture the essence of it – ya think?
And here’s the text –
“Hello, this is Jennifer. And so you know, this is NOT a sales call.”
Maybe not, but it was one of those automated voices. You know the kind.
The old lady decided to bite – cranky, but bored.
“You have been chosen to take a 30 second survey on the country’s economic debt crisis.”
Bring it on, she thought. Her Social Security in jeopardy she wanted her say.
“For your participation, you’ll received a free two day cruise to the Bahamas.”
The questions were skewed, she kept punching buttons. Daydreaming.
Something worked. The ship glorious. The cabana boy, she tipped well.