Spam is more than cheap to eat – it fills up your folder with some of the strangest tasting stuff. Here’s my take in Spam A Lot. Text below.
My Lumineers were dazzling as I faced the camera on Match.com. A college graduate, I had a Dental Plan, Auto Insurance, a 100 Day loan and a Genie Bra. Assured, the Bureau of Reporting would do a Background Check.
Mr. Liu Wang, from Direct Buy responded to my video, offered to pay for a LifeStyle Lift, and take me to Victoria’s Secret. I knew the type, a Groupon groupie.
I wanted LouisVuitton, Prada, not a ShoeBuy deal. This guy must be on Legal Prozac.
eHamony? Hmmm ZOOSK was for kids.
Downloaded -a Restaurant coupon, headed to local club.