“ I am great, absolutely upper crust. Agreed, i?”
“Not again. The lowest of the low, that’s what I thinks of me” muttered i concentrating on his apple. “I is a thief. Someday the world will know,” grumbled i as he got to the core of the matter.
“You’ll never have the fan base I have, why I have millions of people depending on my information. Without I, who would be able to spread sheets and . . . . Well, what do you have to say for yourself, i?”